Hello Max. You're working late tonight?

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I imagine he was a loan shark. Pay-day loans were his speciality!

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Math - if I had your money, I'd use £50 notes!

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He's probably on his way to buy a loaf of bread!

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Perhaps you should sell them to the Cypriots in case they get caught short whilst queuing for the ATM? Mind you, they might accuse you of trying to take the p*ss out of them.

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You could argue the same about Jersey, Guernsey, Sark, The Seychelles, The Cayman Islands, Gibraltar and any one of a number of other jurisdictions whose principal source of revenue is providing financial services to individuals and corporations who ...

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Hang on one moment - Who is robbing who??? It's the wealth earners and wealth creators that are being robbed (under penalty of imprisonment) by 'do-gooder' politicians in order to fund the scroungers, spongers and free-loaders!

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I do that too. However, I keep the amount that I draw down from my limited company in the electrical industry to £624 per month, thus avoiding any employers' or employee's National Insurance payments whilst I'm at it too! Thank God for my ...

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I always do! Fortunately what is due from my main source of income, i.e. forex trading is f*ck all!

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Of course, one of the great benefits of spread betting here in the UK is it does not attract either income tax or capitals gains tax. Let's hope Osborne and his cronies don't decide to fleece the traders as well!

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I recently shredded my Conservative Party membership card after 38 years of continuous membership. My principal reason was that I am sick and tired of hearing Cameron, Osborne and others making out that any one who engages in perfectly legal means ...

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I guess you've had to order a new Porsche now? Anyway, seriously, I'm glad to hear that you're ok

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Absolutely, Math. Stick with a UK based broker who is properly regulated by the FSA!!!

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Intertrader.com is 1.6 on EJ; 1.0 on EU; 2.0 GU; 0.8 UJ

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From what you are saying, it would appear that your broker is frankly taking the piss!

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I seriously think you need to find a decent broker, preferably London based and properly regulated by the FSA.

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Let's hope there is a good supply of toilet paper on the plane - he's probably going to need it!

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It did seem a bit bizarre for him to resign whilst on a plane en route to Russia!

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Don't spend it all at once, Math - seeya tomorrow.

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