image Ahem...coming soon to a newsstand near you.

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Is that some girl from the Calgary Stampede?

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Take your time friends. That bull looks tired. It might get a second wind but that remains to be seen. video

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No I'm not. But rifle I'd borrow.

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110% is just dark dry humor. But little Miraculous here is just a scumbucket.

How to tell if it is a scam?

Can I borrow your gun after you're finished?

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3155 is a key on my chart.

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Doesn't matter. By the time you send mail to one Prime Minister there, they've had 5 more holding the same job.

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Aso desu ne!

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Not yet.

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I can't send them money through Western Union to clear the bribes I need to pay off. Sadly, there's no Far Eastern Union office in Lagos.

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This past week has been the first in a long time where nobody emailed me with economic proposals from Africa. Makes me feel lonely.

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That the puffy cloud's high might be a buzzkill and some may get drug tested later this week.

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I could find a cattle prod to lend you so you could...ahem, "intercourse" it

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Hi everybody!

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They're never here.

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I'm back! Did you miss me?

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Over what period of time did it generate 70%?

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How does a noob gather up 10+vouchers?

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Those of you wondering what's up with your broker, contact them. Asking here is only a distraction. Back to trading, this sure looks like CON-gress pissed on the dollar.

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