Gold IS expensive, that is why not everyone has one of these nice shiny schmucks. But oil, is it expensive? I don't think so. It's ever so hard to find a parking spot in the retail park. And I see all those cars where the driver is alone, no ...

US crude oil inventories fall

Yeah balo, could be $$$ weakness and also a bit of summer volatility, up, down, up, down. Ahh, summer, where's summer?

Tsipras Says EU Won't Cut Greek Funds Or Eject Greece From Euro

These AAAs and BBBs don't make any sense to me. Why not say 1st class investment recommendation instead of AAAAA. I can make up such abbreviated nonsense myself too. CCCC is on my playlist now. Nonsense eh? Charlotte Church: Crazy Chick. CCCC, right?

Moody's says outlook for Australia's AAA rating remains stable

Well done. Firstly you can't trust the swiss to be on the bid forever. If they let it go, it will kick some serious ass. Second, 4 % margin is still 1:25 leverage, right? Should be enough for any sensible and cautious trader.

Saxo Bank renders CHF peg as risky, raises margin requirements

Printing more and more money means inflation. Isn't it normal, yields rising on the longer term, when there's inflation? Just as natural, hens know to lay eggs and rosebuds know to bloom in early May. A nobrainer, really

Spanish bond yields hit 6.6 pct ... No let-up

Trick Pony, LOLZ Better than Ginuwine's Pony eh, peepin your steelo

Roubini Warns From A Total Collapse Of The Euro-zone After Greece's Elections

Shell game, LOL. Yeah it's all a shell game, smoke & mirrors ... and the politicians, conmen, clowns and game show hosts ...

Bank bailout is no cure for Spain's pain

The swiss... they're "different" ... they gave women the right to vote only in 1971. They have CHOCOLATE reserves in the mountains, and many residential blocks have a bomb shelter. Now they want to tackle immigration so they will raise the minimum ...

Swiss government, SNB evaluating options for euro crisis

They're swinging saucepans? Just like Rapunzel in Tangled. What next, beat the bank manager with a duster?

Spain reaction: 'This is a rescue for the rich. The poor will only get poorer'

EZ taxpayer's financing to ECB rose to a new record in May at who knows how much vs an already eyewatering April level LOL

ECB’s financing to Portugual banks rose to a new record in May at €58.7bn

Aye papi, good idea. Something for something!! All bailout provider countries' citizens get 2 weeks free hols in Spain. Off to "Shagaluf"!!

Finland to demand collateral should Spain aid come from EFSF

OMG these scribblers are ever so creative. When euro falls, then it's the long anticipated collapse. When it rises, it's China data better than expected and market welcome the 100.000.000.000 Spain injection. Primary drivers, my ass. Dollar weakness ...

Euro Jumps As Markets Respond Positively to Weekend Developments

Holy shortcake. Export rose 15 pct in a year. That's why it's hard to find anything not labeled "Made in China" these days.

China’s May Export Growth Tops Estimates as U.S., EU Rebound

Haha this Embrace the punt campaign is so funny ... anyway I don't think the irish are serious about this renegotiation. Bit of lip service to the voters. You can't compare apples to oranges; Ireland deal was a completely different situation. Back ...

Ireland wants rescue deal negotiated to match Spain's

Sell what EU or CHF? Sell anything, it can't be bad when the market is going down ... I sold USD/CAD - because I wanted to short dollars but I can't be f...d to BUY anything in this market. Seriously no wonder the japps are pissed - the triangle ...

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