Don't be daft. This clearly means short the Swiss Franc.

Bill Gross got revenge on ex-wife with fart spray: court papers

I've recently have thought about how conversations on the web work. Or better yet, don't.

Trump: Signing Very Important Document To Hold News Conference At 2.30PM (Local Time) Pretty...

^ possibly the ugliest chart color combo I have ever seen. You have outdone yourself, Sir.

Several Tories indicate they won't rebel against May in vote - BBG

Who cares? The only real man in the group is Merkel, and I can't stand that dude.

U.S.-Canada spat escalates, Europeans criticize Trump's G7 move

"The sky is falling!!!!"

EU Official: EU Doesn't Expect G7 Breakthrough On Trade Issue

Hammers on the weekly charts: EUR/USD, GBP/USD, AUD/USD (4 out of 5 weeks), USD/JPY (runs opposite quite often.)

Technicals Warn of Window for Dollar Correction

All one has to do is look at a daily chart and understand that we reached a major support area - 1.15 in what seems like 30 seconds. A bounce was necessary. Patience will be needed to punish the continent now.

FAQ: What Happened to Rome?

It stuns me that people still try to trade around the news. That's so 2006.

Bank of Canada maintains overnight rate target at 1¼ per cent

I would say this is probably what they should be worried about. I can't wait to trade the Belgian Franc

Higher oil prices could give ECB grounds to turn hawkish, says HSBC economist