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Ya man, I still am bullish on equities, but not as sarcastically bullish as 2016. Just because some jackwad millennials who have never seen a bear market decided to build some derivatives and blew themselves up doesn't stop the systemic uptrend we ...

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Hey mang... I'm done licking my wounds from the raping I took on my oil shorts. Hows you feelin about owning WMT from 80? I grabbed a grip of Sept -2 80Puts/+1 95C/-1 105 C today for a decent credit at the close I figure the whole market should just ...

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Great call on stopping myself out of this one and not re entering... those calls are trading for $2.... I saw you got short Fool. Maybe get on the long RSX train if it drops back down sub 20?

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It aint gonna end until everyone thinks it is never going to end. Too many people are still bearish. I'm thinking we will get to 38K or so in the DOW(just like the Nikkei in the 80s)

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Back home after an eventful summer globetrotting. Cant say I missed much in the markets. Same old shit and nothing has really done anything noteworthy. Broad markets still on the trump train, the world hasn't ended with nuclear war(although it could ...

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I'm still short on my overall Fiber position. I have spot positions from back in 2010 at 1.49 before Trichet started their WE. I'm holding out for it to break Parity with the greenback before building a multiyear long position. But ya, we could ...

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haha well I got my sept 215s runnin hot in the water, so we will see. Bought em for $2 and some change, bid is 5.20 now. Could see a pretty big vega spike too if this thing accelerates. I'm in this like 1/10th as heavy as the big dirty short. But ...

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Agreed, well, its either a DJT WW3 or we all get killed in the nuclear winter from the Yellowstone supervolcano eruption. We all got it comin one way or another. Till then I'm not closing my DIA puts. A ELE volcanic eruption should be good for at ...

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finally a little love for the bears... I got spooked and closed my ES futures at 2425 for a nice 20 point gain on the swing Ill let the DIA puts hopefully keep running down to 209

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Closed this thing today at 17.... after buying a boatload of ratio spreads on it at 11. My lone highlight stock trade as of late. Everything else is dead in the water.

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Fool, looking like your bears are sharpening their claws. I took a punt on some ES futures short from 2445. Just a swing down to 2400. but only risking 5 pts to 2450. Also bought DIA sept 215 Puts for 2.00. Figure 209 is in the cards. Not sure ...

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ya we are buncing off the 42...I can see a nice squeeze..... But I'm all in till 38 brother. No backing out. All or nothing

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Got shredded on my RSX play. I guess thats why it was a 75:1 flipping the LOONIE futures was a good idea though

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ya man, if it follows oil it will tank. I'm waiting on a stack of cash for an oil short squeeze to rip my face off. I'll close all 30 contracts at 38 if we can capitulate down there

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tell me about it. I'll be eating some good sashimi when the air raid sirens start wailing. It's all good, just "duck and cover"

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what's that's even mean? lol can I give it back?

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Finally the freakin shiny is following the dirty. Breaking that 1260 helped me a lot...currently short the futures at 1275 agg Flipped the cad longs to shorts I'm seeing a potential monster play on RSX from current levels. potential upside on that ...

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Made some sheckles off those Cad dollar futures yesterday and closed that out. Ya brother if I'm gonna give my money to anyone on the oil trade, best be you rather than some asshole prop trader for exxon inside trading on their investment platform ...

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Did this too... bought a bunch of long dated OtM calls against some long dated credit spreads as kind of a modified ratio spread. cost me net 0 but if we break 22 and run I have full stock participation below 17 I own the stock and will have to eat ...

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