Holy shit these guys are still teaching morality class?!?

Vitalik Buterin: Bitcoin Fans 'Ignored' El Salvador's Undemocratic Government

Right on. Stablecoin usage would logically follow exchange deposits, and we know where those are going.

JPMorgan: The Shrinking Stablecoin Market Is Another Sign of Investors’ Exodus From Crypto

BNB is going to zero, but I believe CZ that he hasn't used it for collateral. He did, however, use BNB to buy CoinMarketCap and other businesses. Slick way to acquire real assets for free. For CZ, I think he remains a quasi-criminal and continues to ...

Binance CEO slams Sam Bankman-Fried’s behavior, takes aim at Nouriel Roubini

Don't even sneeze in this environment.

Uniswap website goes dark for some users after Cloudflare routing problem

It's easy to be careless with a thousand bucks, so I'll let you slide on this one. Oh for sure.

Blockfi: We are planning imminent bankruptcy amid the FTX fallout

Stablecoins are the one part of crypto that actually needs new laws. They're commodities, but their operators have security-like control. The SEC can't regulate a commodity, and the CFTC doesn't have the audit tools needed to regulate the ...

US Sen Kirsten Gillibrand hopes to introduce comprehensive stablecoin bill in next few weeks

Musk is either the founder or a powerless pawn, depending on which lie serves the situation best.

Musk Claims No Role in Setting His $55 Billion Pay Deal at Tesla

Mr. Cow, I know you're joking, but can you please confirm?!??

Blockfi: We are planning imminent bankruptcy amid the FTX fallout

Binance just took down FTX, and they already want more??

Crypto Firms Should Do More to Police Their Industry, DOJ Official Says

That chat makes clear that Sammy boy is taking toots off the meth pipe. I don't blame him, although I'd option for opioids if the weight of the world was bearing down on me. One of my high-level takeaways from the ungodly amount of time I've spent ...

Sam Bankman-Fried tries to explain himself

Putin is too sloppy for his level of power.

At least two dead after Russian missiles land in NATO state Poland on Ukraine border

Oh boy, now he's gotten himself into the drugs. On the edge of my seat with this drama!!

Sam Bankman-Fried Says He's 'Improvising' His Cryptic One-Letter Tweets

CZ is the type that will rob Binance before its insolvency is revealed. Anyone holding funds there is wishful thinking.

Binance CEO: 'four or five' funds reached out on recovery fund

When I hear about these smarties escaping through Tron and Bahaimian residents, I can't help but wonder why they weren't part if the initial $5B run. Fixing this problem takes more skill than avoiding it.

FTX users appear to be cashing out of bankrupt crypto exchange through a Bahamas loophole

FTX is setting the standard for going out with a bang.

FTX says it’s removing trading and withdrawals, moving digital assets to a cold wallet after a...

The only monitoring going on at the White House is the hourly check on Sleepy's diaper.

White House Monitoring FTX Collapse, Calls for Crypto Regulation

I haven't seen a single FTX logo at the Sao Paulo GP this weekend. They're usually one of the most prominent sponsors so something must have went down.

At least US$1 billion of client funds missing at failed crypto firm FTX: Sources

I think Sam will cut his hair and be in a suit the next time we see him.

Sam Bankman-Fried steps down as FTX CEO as his crypto exchange files for bankruptcy